When Code And Efficiency Mediate Matchmaking
The similarities between today's job market and dating
There is more truth to the comparison in that tweet above than one might first think. The job market and modern dating have become eerily similar.
Both have become…
…spaces where commitment has weakened — employer loyalty has been fading alongside commitments to relationships
…incredibly competitive landscapes where first impressions play a more significant role
…environments where, because of the surge in potential options, everyone's constantly searching for something better
…places where choice overload affects decision-makers on both ends
…perfect fit focused, meaning much more demanding and less accommodating
…environments where having a great network (nepotism) plays a more important role
…arenas where authentic connection competes with strategic optimization
…increasingly mediated by AI and algorithms that decide who meets whom
AI Vibes Everywhere
Many companies are struggling economically. Others are subscribing to an Elon-inspired efficiency narrative (because why bother making shareholders happy through actual innovation when you can just lay off thousands of people?!). And some again are holding back from hiring because they see what's possible or might soon be possible with AI — they are AI-prepping.
→ In the dating world, we're seeing similar patterns: many people are emotionally cautious in uncertain times, others are becoming increasingly selective or "holding out" because dating apps promise an endless stream of potentially better matches just around the corner….until they turn 35 and panic.
And then, there are the pioneers, AI-first companies that are redesigning their organizations around AI and are therefore hiring AI architects to build AI agents for certain roles instead of filling those roles with inconvenient, salary, and work-life balance-demanding humans.
→ Similarly, some dating “pioneers” are turning to AI companions and digital relationships that provide emotional support without human complexity — essentially "outsourcing" certain relationship functions to technology rather than investing in human connection.
On the job seeker side, you have a stark inequality and winner-takes-most dynamic: There are, for example, those applicants able to wield the power of AI innovatively and effectively. These people can essentially apply as a little team (“me and my AI agents”), which can make a massive difference for certain roles. However, the job market, our approach to hiring, and the formalities of our recruiting system just aren't designed for these people yet.
→ In dating, these are the tech-savvy individuals using AI tools to optimize their profiles and generate funny and engaging conversation starters on Bumble.
Then there are those applicants who do everything exactly how they should do it. By the book cover letters and CVs, written tediously by themselves. But they don't get any jobs because their applications are....meh. They check all boxes, which is a different way of saying that their applications are boring and that the tsunami of AI-written applications is drowning them out.
→ This mirrors the authentic daters, the genuine “nice” guys and girls. Despite following all the dating rules, they struggle to stand out in a sea of algorithmically optimized dating personas that appear more captivating at first glance – their sincerity lost in the noise.
And then there is the highly creative, out-of-the-box few. Their applications stand out, and they, therefore, have a higher probability of getting noticed and invited to an interview. However, the massive time-invest for each application means that they can only apply for a few jobs at a time — which is a disadvantage (or at least riskier) because things move too fast these days.
→ In dating, these are the creative souls who craft unique, memorable approaches and come up with the most surprising date ideas. Their approach has a higher success rate, but it requires a significant time and creative energy investment, which isn’t so good in today’s largely digital and, therefore, fast-paced dating world, where quality often loses to quantity.
And recruiters? First, they struggle with the sheer number of applications they receive. A small company might be able to handle 50 applications for one role but not 500. So what do they do? They use tools, often also AI, to sift through the applications because otherwise, it would be impossible to handle. That can, however, mean that some great applications get thrown out because of some trivial reasons.
→ The same goes for the dating world. Instead of getting 1-3 potential matches let's say per month that occur naturally in the offline world (“that cute guy in the café yesterday…”), because of online dating apps, they're now presented with dozens or even hundreds of potential matches a day. This forces reliance on quick-filtering mechanisms and algorithms that might dismiss potentially wonderful matches based on arbitrary criteria or a single misaligned “data point”.
Overall, what happens is that luck becomes a more critical factor, both in terms of job seekers finding a job and recruiters finding the right person.
→ The dating world is experiencing this same shift toward randomness – meaningful connections increasingly dependent on algorithmic whims and chance digital encounters rather than offline, organic, more meaningful discovery.
“I’m Giving Up”
Overall, the existing recruiting system is becoming outdated in an AI-driven world. The job market is on the verge of AI disruption, and recruiters and job seekers alike can feel it.
The dating world is already one step further, offering us a preview of what awaits professional matchmaking. Dating has fundamentally changed in the apps and algorithms era — what was once a social ritual has become a data-driven marketplace. Today, dating isn't fun anymore. And many have concluded that the effort no longer justifies the potential reward and have fully given up on it.
“Growing up, most of us knew we may not snag our dream job or become famous. But a relationship, a family, a place to build a life together—many of us are raised to see these things as the building blocks of a meaningful existence. It can be hard to accept that they aren’t birthrights. Without them, you may feel frozen in place: like you’re waiting for something, for someone.”
The People Who Quit Dating: Being single can be hard – but the search for love may be harder by Faith Hill
While the job market shares striking parallels with modern dating, there's one crucial difference: economic survival. Unlike dating, where patience is an option, employment isn't optional for most people — the rent (and other bills) demand payment regardless of market conditions, emerging AI disruption, or how one feels about it.
However, a similar disillusionment is growing. People aren't just becoming pickier about opportunities; some are actually retreating from traditional employment altogether. They're exploring alternative income streams (“find me now on OnlyFans” or “…and this is my 3rd job”), freelance work (“no…I’m not unemployed, I’m a freelancer 😅”), peer-to-peer-networks (this woman lives without money), new lifestyles (“is there a trad-husband trend I can jump on yet?”), simply living off of their parent’s inheritance (something that’s increasingly more common), or cobbling together multiple gigs (“I call it a ✨ portfolio career ✨; I diversified my income streams!” “Yeaaahh…okay”) rather than continuing to navigate a system that increasingly feels like a high-stakes, the-bank-always-wins lottery.
“How did we get to a point where it became acceptable to force 24-year-olds to turn themselves into a brand and build a massive network and take three people to coffee per week for “informational interviews” and post on every social media platform and have a website and a blog and a portfolio all for a job that you could probably get in 2005 with an associates degree and a year of work experience at a frozen yogurt shop?”
WHY ARE THERE NO FUCKING JOBS? by
This vibe shift represents something deeper than typical job market frustration. We’re entering an AI-Might-Change-Everything-While-Late-Stage-Capitalism-Fucks-Up-Our-Lives atmosphere. The job market is just one of the places where that can be felt right now, and this is just the beginning of a much larger conversation about value, work, human dignity, and what constitutes the “good life” in an age where all of that is increasingly mediated by code and efficiency.
That raises the question: What happens to a system when participants start believing the odds are too heavily stacked against them to justify continued participation?
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Give the headline, I was expecting a slightly original interpretation of "AI vibes".